Caption Competition 4

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Winning Entry

Jeff Donahoe won this competition by entering the following caption:
'I am what I am and thats all that I am, I'm Popeye the... hey shut the f***ing door!'

Other Entries

'HA HA!!!...look malc.....i've got it all over campbells carpet!!!'
Dan norton

'Dan loved the movie "American Pie" so much that he busted out his "band camp" pants AND superglued his wanker to his hands.. stiflers mom took the pic'
DJ Shaun Cox

'Come on! Just 5 more minutes with my apple pie, PLEASE!'
DJ Fil-E Blunt

'"look at the size of this, it can't be mine surely!!!!!!!!!!!"'
des butcher

'Don't look now but it looks like I found something!!!'
Michael Brosnan

'Oh Jesus...I think it's stuck! Definetaly.'
Jen

'I must've slept funny - I just can't turn my head.'
S Dimblebee

'Well I can get them on, but there's just not enough room...'
S Dimblebee

'Mate, do you have ANY idea how to unstick superglue?'
S Dimblebee

'Don't make me smack you with my footlong!'
Disco Stu

''no dad im not on drugs,i just couldn't see the toilet seat''
ste thomas

''no mum i swear im not on drugs, i just couldn't make the toilet in time''
steve thomas

'Dan Nortin touches up on his scratching skills'
Tim Lindsay

'shit, i'm sure it were'nt that colour this morning'
tam

'Is you a photographer on me bum!'
nobber wannabe

'I just got a booking in my own bathroom! $1,000 - flight included!'
DJ HASHEK

'CLOSE THE DOOR I DON'T PISS ON COMMAND'
JERALD Q.

'Hang on, let me get the lubri on first!!'
Redd roc

'its mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like'
markus

'"hey! you scared him away!"'
girl dj

'"What !?! like you've never gotten your willie stuck in the tissue roll ! "'
dj Aurie Miller

'Hey man......guess what?...ooh.... I...uh...just found that old Oakenfold cd I'd been looking for...oh yeah....Isn't that AWESOMmmmmmm....'
gabriel

'I swear I was not having sexual relations with that t.p. roll!!'
Xian Irabien

'I didn't know I could to that!!! I was just cleaning it and it went off !'
Dust

'JESUS GOD! *WHO* LEFT THIS ASS BURGER IN HERE?!@'
Elektronkind

'GIVE ME A Second! i'm puttin my pecker in mah pants!'
d'rain

'its in here somewhere'
nobber

'its in here somewhere'
nobber

'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!'
Jess

'I finally got my ass in these bellbottoms, now can you hand me my fishnet muscle shirt.'
Jeff Donahoe

'Doesn't anybody fuckin knock any more?'
Jeff Donahoe

'Me so hornee, 5dollar sucky sucky!!!!!'
Dan Norton

'Mom! I got it stuck in the outlet again!'
Steve D

'I guess its better to stuff your pants with toilet paper rather than a sock.'
Steve D.

'I wasn't masterbating, I was moisturizing him.'
Steve D.

'He's just cold right now! I swear its usually bigger!'
Steve D.

'Does my thong show in these pants?'
Muthafukka

'Get the hell out of here, you can not see Roger! NOW GO AWAY'
Lauren