Caption Competition 3

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Winning Entry

Loki won this competition for entering the following caption:
'Which pleases a girl more? A man throwing webs, or a man who is guaranteed to empty his sack? Judging by the weight loss, that was some sack!'

Other Entries

'erm, I'll take the guy who comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stocking!'
Lee Swain

'It's only natural yule see Spiderman on the web.'
Dave

'Hey Santa, it feels like you're not the only one emptying your sack tonight.'
Dave

'Sticky icky icky icky......in my BUTT!'
Peter

'if only she knew... Father Christmas has three fingers in Spidey's anus...'
darth brooks

'Dude, we should have never taken those shrooms!'
Ben

'Keep still kids, it's time for the annual family Christmas photograf.'
Blue-eyed

'"Spidey doesn't know I just farted on him, but Santa looks like he just caught a wiff."'
nathanial

'Sadly, the festive atmosphere was disrupted shortly hereafter as Santa and Spidey came to fisticuffs concerning who got the top half.'
by the way - the "D" in D-note stands for "dirty"

'Yay! Santa say that he are not deporting us back to Grozny if we are let him 'stuff our stockings'.'
still D-note

'Hmmm... My finely-honed Spidey-Sense indicates that Santa's been drinking fortified wine out of a brown paper bag.'
D-Note

'is that a tarantula on me bum'
nobber

'Help me Santa, Spidey's webbing came out prematurely!'
Seb Stewart

'wait until they find out i'm only 16'
Disco Stu

'Spiderman is thinking- iasked santa for a new car, instead I got her'
kelley

'There are 3 people in this picture. Which one doesn't match'
Shynee

'ladies love red'
andrew stein

'Obviously Spidey has more holes in his costume than the one's for his "web-blaster"'
ash

'wniosek: mikołaj jest zawsze wyższy od pajonka :)'
deS.

'Spider-Man says, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth..."'
Richard

'"I got exactly what I wanted this year!"'
Lisa

'"santa, santa, can i have some eyes for christmas"'
garry

'"keep your hand, were it can be seen, spiderman"'
not so funny man

'santa says, "look i have a hat"'
samantha

'"Look mommy! Look what Santa got me for Christmas! Can I keep him?! Can I mama?! Pleeeeeaase!" '
Chan

'Just when she thought it was safe, Jenny's LSD kicked in'
Mack

'"Jingle bells...Spiderman smells....Girly's underage...batmo..."'
Kitty

'"who ever smelt it, delt it"'
garry

'Santa smiles as the young girl attempts to pull yet another super-hero out of Santa's ass.'
O

'Santa and Spiderman Team up for a Rave!'
Eddie

'Sorry Spidey, but Santa's candy cane is much sweeter than your old web slinger.'
Steve Donahoe

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