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Caption Competition 2

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Winning Entry

Rob Sharp won a copy of Global Underground 22 for entering the following caption:
'"Jason's regular praying to the Coca Cola God was getting out of hand" Says his mum.'

Other Entries

'Enjoy and Drink more Water... I can see the mouse dance... and balls fly to high'
Red Znie|-|

'I levitate thee, yellow ball, with the power of my chest mole. I am also a fairy.'
Cumk Wat

'Do my tits look big in this???'
Adam Truran

'coca cola'
juhana oivio

'look ma no pants'
Kirk Out

'"I Play Boys."'
Mike D.

'"Yeah look man, I've invented water shotputt !"'
Ken BiSCUiTMoON

'"i am hung like a baby walrus!!!...now where's my ball?'
dickey

''and i want all of YOU, to realise that coca-cola not only are the coca-cola swim suits unflattering, but they also shrink in water.''
viv

'"which one of you, threw the ball! hu! hu!, I'll fight you all!"'
Dru-Bean

'Some day I will be captain of my own water polo team, you WILL see!'
steve

'I shit my bathing suit so my mom let me use hers'
Steve Donahoe

'And the winner of the Mr. America Talent Contest goes to...'
Devon Campbell

'Who's next? '
Craig

'Wanna wrestle?'
disco stu

'Oddly enough, the force is strong with this one.'
Rob

'Oh did i foget to tell you, of a weekend my name is Mandy'
Eddie

'In The name of God .. The Holy Spirit .. .. .. I Baptise theeeee, yellow ball'
John Murch

'After much practice, Jason finally perfects the art of firing mini-footballs from his armpit'
DoObYâ„¢

'I'm a pretty girl'
JK

'Look, this ball is almost a small as me bollox, this water is freeeeeezing!!!!'
John Murch

'"And THAT, my friends, is why drugs are bad."'
Lza

'"So these are what the Coke sponsored team uniforms look like!, and can someone tell me when we started playing football in the water.'
Lauren

'Boys welcome to try out for ladies water soccer!'
Matt Deitch

'Dress to Impress'
FilthyWhite

'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, here I come!'
James

'look at the green ball . . . you are all so sleepy . . . . you cannot see me. . . . muhahahahaha!'
loki

'Jason soon learned that dressing like an idiot gave him supernatural powers to throw green balls.'
Rouz

'i am here to.....PUMP YOU UP! Silly girly maaaan.'
Camille

'Honestly its this big, its the cold water that makes it look small !'
Sharon Mason-Firth

'I knew I should have signed the Pepsi deal.....'
Paul Phillips

'Last time I check female for the Coca Cola ad compaigns.'
Dimitry Akhrin

'All together..I'd like to teach the world to sing!!'
Jane Cook

'Swan Lake is sponsered by Coca Cola'
Bubbles

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