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Current Caption Competition
The picture on the right was taken by DJ Campbell Tyler at Sugarcubes in Lincoln (naked man unknown). Vinylholic sweater and a couple of CDs go to Matt, who won this competition by entering the following caption: 'Upon realising where he was and what he had just done, Timothy vowed to give up the pills forever.' Other Entries'"ok ppl, enuf of vinyls, now get ready to listen to my new track called "FART IS MY ART"!"' 'naked guy: stand clear.' 'HEY people i m talking to you! do i have a pimle on my right cheek???' 'Upon realising where he was and what he had just done, Timothy vowed to give up the pills forever.' 'dj' 'Well, the speakers have bummed out...we now need to keep clubbers entertained by ANY MEANS POSSIBLE' 'I knew I would get a bum deal at this club' 'I knew ecstacy raised your core temperature, but this is rediculous.' 'Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick! These crabs itch like a bitch!' 'Damn it's hot in here.' 'I aint nobodies ass technician...................maybe except malcolms!' 'The exact reason dj's should ALWAYS play a last tune before switching on the lights' '"No mate I said this club was pants, NOT take off your pants!"' 'speak to the bum mate, the face is busy' '"This is how we do it in Holland!!"' 'A night out at an english club!!!!' 'I may be naked and pulling my pants up now, but I wont remember a thing in the morning..' 'hossi' '"Damn you invisble man, you sure get horny in some strange places, now hurry up already!!"' '"Hmmm let me see which one was the one I dropped"' 'Hey, any one wanta play find the hamster?!' 'Time to go already? Now what do I do?' ''When the music stops your supposed to stand still Mike like this' says the girl in the red top. 'im sure hes been here before she mutters'.' 'Wanna see me clear a room!' |
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